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Snowboarding Fails, Jokes and Funny Quotes

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Even though you don’t wish it on anyone else, sometimes you just can’t help watching and laughing your ass off at someone else’s fails. Specially snowboarding fails. Seems like some of the smallest things can go in the wrong direction and when they do avalanches of hurt follow, so check out these compilations of snowboarding fails.

On top of that feast, yourself on some classic snowboarding jokes and quotes to get yourself a decent grin before hitting the slopes.

Snowboarding fails 

 

 

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Snowboarders are some of the world’s most chilled out people, so if you are to make fun of them, they most likely will laugh with you. Before we jump into the snowboarding jokes make sure to check out the late Robin Williams take on Snowboarders. It is absolutely amazing.

 

Two Snowboarders were on their way out on piste, one said, “Where did you get your new snowboard?”
The second snowboarder replied
“Well, I was snowboarding along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman came up on this snowboard. She unclipped it from her bindings and threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The second snowboarder nodded approvingly
“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit”

Whats the difference between a snowboard and a snowboarders day job? Nothing they’re always on their knees

Whats the difference between a snowboard and a snowboarders day job? Nothing they're always on their knees. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!!

What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!!” #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

How do you become a millionaire as a snowboard instructor? Start out a billionaire.

How do you become a millionaire as a snowboard instructor? Start out a billionaire. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? Three days.

What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? Three days. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? Homeless.

What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? Homeless. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

What’s the difference between a snowboarding instructor and God? God doesn’t think he is a snowboarding instructor.

What’s the difference between a snowboarding instructor and God? God doesn’t think he is a snowboarding instructor. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

Whats the difference between a snowboard and a vaccuum? the way you strap on the dirt bag

Whats the difference between a snowboard and a vaccuum? the way you strap on the dirt bag #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

3 snowboarders are in a car, who’s driving? The cop.

3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving? The cop. #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

how do snowboarders introduce themselves? sorry dude!

How do snowboarders introduce themselves? sorry dude! #snowboardingjokes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

 

funny snowboarding quotes 

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Now let’s finish this post off with a few few funny snowboarding quotes, just to round off the funny and put a even bigger smile on your face.

 

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. #snowboardingquotes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me.

I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me. #snowboardingquotes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

I’m just a regular girl who likes to go snowboarding and picks her nose like anybody else. I just like to drive into things and take risks.

I'm just a regular girl who likes to go snowboarding and picks her nose like anybody else. I just like to drive into things and take risks. #snowboardingquotes #snowboarding Click To Tweet

 

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