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Even though you don’t wish it on anyone else, sometimes you just can’t help watching and laughing your ass off at someone else’s fails. Specially snowboarding fails.

Seems like some of the smallest things can go in the wrong direction and when they do avalanches of hurt follow, so check out these compilations of snowboarding fails.

On top of that feast, yourself on some classic snowboarding jokes and quotes to get yourself a decent grin before hitting the slopes.

Snowboarding fails

Snowboarding Jokes

Snowboarders are some of the world’s most chilled out people, so if you are to make fun of them, they most likely will laugh with you. 

Before we jump into the snowboarding jokes make sure to check out the late Robin Williams take on Snowboarders. 

It is absolutely amazing.

More Snowboarding Jokes

Two Snowboarders were on their way out on piste, one said, “Where did you get your new snowboard?”
The second snowboarder replied
“Well, I was snowboarding along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman came up on this snowboard. She unclipped it from her bindings and threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The second snowboarder nodded approvingly
“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit”

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What's the difference between a snowboarder and a snowboarders day job? Nothing they're always on their knees ​ Snowboarding Jokes

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What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!! Snowboarding Jokes

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How do you become a millionaire as a snowboard instructor? Start out a billionaire. Snowboarding Jokes

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What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? Three days. Snowboarding Jokes

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What’s the difference between a snowboarding instructor and God? God doesn’t think he is a snowboarding instructor. Snowboarding Jokes

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What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum? the way you strap on the dirtbag Snowboarding Jokes

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What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? Homeless. Snowboarding Jokes

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3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving? The cop. Snowboarding Jokes

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How do snowboarders introduce themselves? sorry, dude! Snowboarding Jokes

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Funny Snowboarding Quotes

Now let’s finish this post off with a few funny snowboarding quotes, just to round off the funny and put an even bigger smile on your face.

I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me. Snowboarding Quotes

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I'm just a regular girl who likes to go snowboarding and picks her nose like anybody else. I just like to drive into things and take risks. Snowboarding Quotes

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Which snowboarding fails, jokes and quotes are your favourites? Do you have others you want to share?

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